Bill Maher about Michael Jackson's unconventional babysitting
[Bill Maher (television host, actor):] Michael Jackson: awesome dancer, great songwriter, unconventional babysitter. [Public laughing.] Babysitter, put that in perspective, because when I was twelve years old I was once brutally beaten on the playground by two bullies. One held me down and the other just punched me in the face. And if I could trade that, if I could back to 1968 and trade that experience for being gently masturbated by a pop star [public and Bill laughing] I would do it in a heartbeat.
source: Bill Maher on Jimmy Kimmel Live; A Decent Life: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD-bGl4EWHk&index=1&list=PL8oj-vGpLpn6zI-CGasO-HYSknzW4oWWS; Video from: 23 April 2015; Original from: 7 January 2015